Devious Journal Entry
Confusedssshhh i just like doing these >_>
1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car),
Elmo Blankspace.
2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie),
strawberry chocolate cookie?
3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
J-Van
I SOUND LIKE A....VAN D:
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal),
Red Cat
muhaaaahahah
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Eva Kortrijk
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Vanja
X3
7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The" + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink),
The Black Coke
awesome, sounds like i'm a druglord
9. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
Mimosa Strawberry
(candy strawberries durr)
10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names ),
blankspace blank blank (i dunno their middle names)
11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher's last name, a major city that starts with the same letter),
Leplae Lakefield
(first thing i could come up with, really.)
12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower).
Summer Rose
13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you're wearing right now + "ie" or "y")
Cherry Alienprintsweater.
14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree),
Sandwich Sakon no Sakura
(that means cherry tree)
15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: ("The" + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + "Tour"),
The drawing Lightning tour
(i like lightning for some reason, whereas i hate thunder. i'm speshul.)
Pick the number of the month you were born in
1 - I ate
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I shot
5 - I killed
6 - I smoked with
7 - I banged
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I cuddled with
11 - I slept with
12- I killed
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a homo
07 - Barney the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a shoe
10 - a bag of weed
11 - the trojan man
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - a horse
14 - a condom
15 - a pickle
16 - a stripper
17 - a pornstar
18 - my lover
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a whore
22 - batman
23 - my crush
24 - an easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - ur grandma
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - Because thats how I roll
Black - because im sexy like that
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I love marijuana
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I have AMAZING boobs i had to choose today to wear my grey shirt, didn't i?
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because I had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
MY RESULTS:
I slept with Santa Claus because that's how i roll
..................................wtf?
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I sing passionately when no one's in the room! XD
> > >
> > >
> > > ELEVEN
> > > You walk really slow when you're with them.
> > >
> > > TEN:
> > > You feel shy whenever they're around.
> > >
> > > NINE:
> > > You smile when you hear their voice.
> > >
> > > EIGHT:
> > > When you look at them, you can't see the other
> > > people around you, you just see him/her.
> > >
> > > SIX:
> > > They're all you think about.
> > >
> > > FIVE:
> > > You realize you're always smiling when you're
> > ; > looking at them.
> > >
> > >
> > > FOUR:
> > > You wou ld do anything for them, just to see
> them.
> > > > > >
> > >
> > > THREE:
> > > While reading this, there was one person on your
> > > mind this whole time.
> > >
> > >
> > > TWO:
> > > You were so busy thinking about that person, you
> > > didnt notice number seven was missing
> > >
> > >
> > > ONE:
> > > You just scrolled up to check & are now silently
> > > laughing at yourself.
> > >
> > >
> > > NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO......
> > > < BR>> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > *******
> > >
> > > ******
> > > > > > *****
> > > ;
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> > >
> > > ***
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> > >
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> > >
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> > >
> > > ALM OST THERE
> > >
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> > >
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> > >
> > > **
> > >
> > > *
> > >
> > > * send this to at lest 5 people in the next 10
> >min.
> > > And something good will happen
> > > Because you read this you will get kissed on
> >friday.
> > > BREA K IT and your crush will ask someone else
> out.
> > > Tomorrow will be the best day of you life. How
> > > ever,if you don't send this to at least 10
> people,
> >by
> > > at least 1am, you will have bad luck for the
> rest
> >of
> > > your life. Just copy, paste and you will get
> kissed
> > > on friday. DON'T send it back to the person who
> >sent
> > > it to you TAG UR IT!! This is so scary. Send
> this
> > to
> > > 15 people in 143 mins. when you are done p re ss
> F6
> > > and you crushes name will appear
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i say lol to much
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╚═╩═╩═╝☺ so what!!! ಠ_ಠ
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This is how i Disappear - My Chemical Romance
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~One By One, CHibi-CHibi Steals Away My Sanity
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This is such fun. i have inadvertently distracted you from the important message above. So if you read this just remember I have just wasted a few seconds of your life that you will never get back.
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We Love Anime ^ ^
I went to fav a pic of yours, but instead removed it from favorites because I forgot I Faved it already >w<
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Always Remember That You Are Unique!
Just like everyone Else.
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The Power Of Blondes!!!!
..
...
*drools*
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We Love Anime ^ ^
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We Love Anime ^ ^
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